A definition.

General Election -noun

A circus in which the people that do the work get to decide which thieving bastards are going to rip them off for the next five years.

from The Dictionary of DNTT

Cameroon promises to fight on behalf of the Great Ignored

Call-Me-Dave has pledged to fight this general election on behalf of the "Great Ignored".

Seen this morning standing above a large group of people, Cameroon appears to have found John Major's old soapbox.

Her Majesty plays it safe as Bruin visits Buck House

Jonah the Jinx has visited Buckingham Palace today to meet with Her Majesty, The Queen.

The monarch, knowing of Calamity Brown's ability to destroy everything that he touches, made sure that the fire brigade were close by.

An anonymous source said that Her Majesty appreciates that Jocko McRuin is a very unlucky person. He has the curse of Jonah.

The fire brigade were in attendance to ensure that a repeat of the Windsor Castle fire did not occur, nor that the palace was damaged again as it was by a fire in the West Terrace in 2002.

New Labour putting pressure on those that oppose?

Just a thought, but could it be that Sky has been told to sell it's premium services at wholesale prices for a political reason?

Has the Drowning-in-debt Street Politburo got a bit of busted nose over Murdoch's decision to support the tories? Has the very same politburo decided to give Murdoch a slap over his "defection"?