Poetic pisstaking

I know an old PM that ate lots of fruit.
I don’t know why he ate lots of fruit,
He’ll get the boot.

I know an old PM that wore a bad suit,
To cover the gut from eating the fruit.

But I don’t know why he ate lots of fruit,
He’ll get the boot.

I know an old PM that cried on the telly,
Tried to get votes by being less smelly.

He cried on the telly to buy a new suit,
That covered his gut from eating the fruit,
I don’t know why he ate lots of fruit,
He’ll get the boot.

I know an old PM that made himself spin.
Full up with sin! He was desperate to win!

He made himself spin, to be less smelly, to buy a new suit, that hid the fruit.
But I don’t know why he ate lots of fruit.
He’ll get the boot!

I know an old PM that talked to Obama,
And now he’s been eaten by Jeffrey Dahmer!