Jonah the Jinx has visited Buckingham Palace today to meet with Her Majesty, The Queen.The monarch, knowing of Calamity Brown's ability to destroy everything that he touches, made sure that the fire brigade were close by.
An anonymous source said that Her Majesty appreciates that Jocko McRuin is a very unlucky person. He has the curse of Jonah.
The fire brigade were in attendance to ensure that a repeat of the Windsor Castle fire did not occur, nor that the palace was damaged again as it was by a fire in the West Terrace in 2002.
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